Ellie is doing her first school report on her brother. It currently starts: My brother is crazy
because. It was funny listening to her
list. Since we live with crazy Cooper,
this all seems normal until she reads the list.
- He sleep with a freeze block named “Ock” (block with the bl)
- Talk to plastic coin (it’s a gold plastic coin he is convinced has chocolate inside)
- He won’t let anyone wash his hair
- He dries his hands with a bath mat
- He likes drinking with a spoon
- When he makes a Lego cake he wants us to sing Happy Birthday to him